TWELFTH NIGHT now available on Kindle & in paperback. Being a journal of my travels to the florid & lurid fleshpots of Vienna, Brussels & Germany January to December 2014

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I did well. I did NOT spend money on 60 euro private dances with Jennifer, I did NOT spend any money in Rue d’Aerschot

I did well. I did NOT spend money on 60 euro private dances with Jennifer, I did NOT spend any money in Rue d’Aerschot, I did NOT spend any money in Fifth Avenue. Only went to Cine Paris twice in 5 days. I would have spent £133 if I had slept with just two girls. And it has been the shot in the arm to make me change my behaviour back in London DRASTICALLY. Now more determined than ever not to go to London pubs on my days off. Just make do with my Fosters and my —–. February should see a drastic improvement in my finances, with even greater improvements to come thereafter.

LET’S FACE IT I COULD GO TO BRUSSELS FOR ONE NIGHT STANDS! FOR JUST £50 EUROSTAR PLUS £40 HOTEL, £100 FOR DRINK AND F—

LET’S FACE IT I COULD GO TO BRUSSELS FOR ONE NIGHT STANDS! FOR JUST £50 EUROSTAR PLUS £40 HOTEL, £100 FOR DRINK AND F—, F— ANYBODY, THEN BACK HOME NEXT AFTERNOON, THAT IS JUST £190. OR IF I HAVE LATE EUROSTAR HOME NEXT DAY, EVEN SQUEEZE IN A SECOND F— WTH SOMEONE FOR ANOTHER 50. TOTAL £240 FOR TRAVEL, HOTEL 1 NIGHT AND TWO AMAZING F—S. SNAP CAN TRANSFORM MY TRAVELLING, FINANCES AND SEX LIFE. Nothing is possible till February payday of course.

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I did pretty well on my holiday actually. I DIDN’T waste 60 euros or more with Jennifer in Empire

I did pretty well on my holiday actually. I DIDN’T waste 60 euros or more with Jennifer in Empire. I DIDN’T waste money going with anyone in Fifth Avenue despite five visits. I DIDN’T waste money in Cine Paris as I only went there two days out of five. My credit cards ARE coming down. My body is looking nicer than it has done for a long time. My —- is looking nicer than for a long time. Reasons to be hopeful.