Last year was a really seminal year in my life. So many great discoveries. I discovered I can cut my own hair! Every day I can keep my hair as short as I love it. I discovered I can order rhino horn easily online. Now I can have sex no matter how drunk I am. I discovered I can stop drinking coke, and enjoyed massive weight loss from 17’4 to 15’7. I got the job of my dreams out of the blue at ——.
Don’t despair about the £–,600, this is just the start. Amanda, Manuela, Jackie, Adelina, Lucy was just the start. There are even better times around the corner. You’ve got the hair clippers now, you’ve got the rhino horn, you’ve cured the pox, you’ve stopped drinking coke & brought weight down from 17’4 to 15 stone exactly. You are consolidating now, before the next massive steps forward.
Looking lovely and slim, three days in a row at 15 stone 0 exactly. Hair lovely and short every day, cutting it myself. Guaranteed erections no matter how much I drink thanks to the rhino horn. ALMOST got all my stuff safely tucked away into storage. Just need to try to build up that reserve of money; proving more difficult than I hoped. Hopefully got a bumper Xmas paypacket coming in January that will help. Help to pay for the December Vienna trip. Just my —- that cannot be cured, the only problem that does not go away.
This year has been relatively low key—just carried on with the wonderful benefits that came to me last year, carried on cutting my own hair, carried on using —–, carried on working at amazing ——. At last defeated the pox. Went to Bowie’s studio in Berlin, his flat & his cafe. Finally slept with Inna at Fifth Avenue.
Last year there were some amazing breakthroughs actually, I got the hair clippers and realised I can cut my hair myself every day. My hair now looks absolutely perfect every day, and the tyranny of my hair growing and barbershops is at an end forever. I started buying —– and realised I could still get erections no matter how much I drank when in the naughty places. Two amazing revolutionary breakthroughs. May I got the hair clippers, June I started using —–, June I stopped drinking coke and began my great weight loss. In last half of year I slept with Jackie in WSK, Adelina in Manhattan and Dominican Republic Lucy in Fifth Avenue! On the down side I was struck down by the pox for the last 3 months of the year. A pretty incredible year.