In the million ways I am likely to die crossing a road without looking is No.1 top of the list (being killed by my wife is close behind)

In the million ways I am likely to die, crossing a road without looking is No.1 top of the list (being killed by my wife is close behind), being killed in a “terrorist” loser outrage is at around No.1 million. It remains the most unlikely way to die. So, keep things in proportion (I tell myself). The population of France is 66.03 million, and only ONE person chose to murder anyone on Bastille Day.
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Yes I finally broke the ice with Inna—and yet I have no memory at all of what happened in the room

Yes, I finally broke the ice with Inna—and yet I have no memory at all of what happened in the room. I have no visual memory; was she on top of me, underneath me, bending over? No idea. I have not got a single picture in my mind of what took place. I am sure an encounter took place, but I have no evidence of any kind to prove it. Therefore, I must do it again. Belgium is such a lovable country, and Brussels such a lovable city, it is so perverse it is facing this mortal danger right now; threatened to be blown limb from limb every time we go shopping. This perversity must surely end soon; every band of losers has their shelf life; let us hope this one is nearer its end than its beginning.

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I would like to go to City2 to buy some more shoes for myself but they seem to think it is still high on the list of targets

I would like to go to City2 to buy some more shoes for myself but they seem to think it is still high on the list of targets for “jihadis” planning their next pathetic “outrage”; it would be just my luck to get killed nipping in for a pair of shoes. A grey day but seeming to be brightening, unfortunately. I hope it darkens again and starts pelting down.

Oh yes I want those German porn kabins while there are still some left at all. Can’t wait to lose myself in pornographic priapic frenzy now

Oh yes I want those German porn kabins, while there are still some left at all. Can’t wait to lose myself in pornographic priapic frenzy now. 11 days to go only. I fear attacks on an ICE but think of the number of cross-European trains there are every single day to every single city, thousands of such trains a day, you would have to be unlucky to be on the ONE that was attacked.

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It seems inevitable that the Islamic terrorists ARE sooner or later going to do something truly huge and horrific like detonating a dirty bomb or nuclear bomb

It seems inevitable that the Islamic terrorists ARE sooner or later going to do something truly huge and horrific, like detonating a dirty bomb or nuclear bomb in some city centre. Brussels or Vienna or Berlin or London or Paris. Just makes me think I must travel more now, it is now or never. These might be my last chances to travel to my favourite places.